We really wish we were kidding here, but we are not.
Bloomingdale’s has an actual “Latina Dining Chair” product. Here is the link. (Quick, click on it before they take it down.)
Here is what the Bloomie’s is saying about this “Latina Dining Chair:”
Contemporary style with traditional appeal–our Latina dining chair boasts an undeniably timeless look.
- Warranty Information
- Beechwood veneers; seat: polyester/cotton/viscose/linen/acrylic/other
- Made in Italy
- 18.125″W x 21.375″D x 37.875″H; seat height: 17.75″
- 1 year warranty
- Learn more about our furniture protection plan
- Web ID: 673385
This is perhaps one of the most bizarre things we have ever seen. Email to Bloomie’s tomorrow.
Also, from what we can tell, you can also buy a Latina Dining Chair here. We think something made in Italy is getting lost in translation when it comes to the U.S., but still. Because there is a Latina, Italy, but maybe that should have been made clearer? The comedic possibilities are endless.
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