85-Year-Old Joe Arpaio Announced He Is Running for US Senate in Arizona

Jan 9, 2018
12:02 PM

This just happened on Tuesday morning:

According to the Washington Examiner, 85-year-old Joe Arpaio (you know, the same guy who was convicted and then pardoned by President Trump) “shrugged off concerns about his age, dismissed Republican insiders’ anxiety that his poor reputation with nonwhite voters would put the seat in play for the Democrats in the midterm, and discussed plans to work with Trump on behalf of Arizona.”

This is what he told the outlet: “I have a lot to offer. I’m a big supporter of President Trump. I’m going to have to work hard; you don’t take anything for granted. But I would not being doing this if I thought that I could not win. I’m not here to get my name in the paper, I get that everyday, anyway.”

WTF.

Dude, your time is over. Move along.

Hit it, Gollum: